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| I do not do 1969's | Please pick a time for our date,Please be clear for I will not pick it for you |
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| I prefer men w/ all of there teeth and no criminal record | My typical CES date |
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| Smart Car convertable in Red/automatic...will you get this for me Please!!!! | Come to my Temple and Worship me like this... | Guys-unibrows are not sexy,use tweesers |
| I am so not into politics | Man-grooming ear hair is most important.This is why she possably divorced you. |
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| Please no surprises during date-warn me if you are into rollplaying | | This is how far I would go for my dates!!! |
| Sorry I am not into cross-species dating | |
| Please do not ask if I am a cop.You are lame if you do. | | |
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| Do not ever wear this on our date | Guys-mullets are not sexy and are out!!! | |
| Not really into big packages.... | |
| Please shave,trim, or laser your body hair | |
| See how far I would go for you...are u hot yet!!! | | |
